April 22, 2011
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Sex! Marijuana! Atheism! Virginity!
With all the hatin’ going on around here, I decided to do something unexpected of me: not contribute to the debate. I’m taking a page out of godfatherofgreenbay’s book. Here’s some funny:
Literary reference for the win.
I’ve actually done this on a date.
Remember her? I miss a time when the crazy Republican lady was in a state other than Minnesota.
DO NOT DO THIS. PETA is really pissy about that kind of thing.
Aside from our debate articles, I’m seeing more and more typing errors that shouldn’t be allowed. We have spell check, people. It’s not like you have to bust out the White Out to fix a typo.
Fuck you, 9/11 truthers. THIS is what really happened. If you don’t laugh at this, the terrorists have won.
Bears are actually quite logical.
As far as the virginity/sex posts: Just be safe, people. And watch out for tigers.
Can’t we celebrate the good things in life, like Summer Rae and I getting married?
If you don’t chill the fuck out, we’ll all turn into zombies. Last October Xanga got pretty bad, and look! We all turned into zombies. Look at me, I’m eating someone’s head! And where are my pants? (Honestly, I lost my pants that night. No idea where.)In summary, I’d like you to take a little advice:
Comments (20)
Ahahaha, the one with the Pokemon animals is hilarious!
What was the name of that crazy Repub bitch? Eh, it’s better if I don’t remember. She’s pointless. But the poster was EPIC. Hey, she’s good for something!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - Christine O’Donnell.
Al Gore, you’ve doomed us all!
You’re so controversial.
@GodlessLiberal - DAMN YOU!!! I said it’s better if I didn’t know!
Very nice! =D I like your sense of humor!
Bulbasaur!? I know, I just butchered the spelling, but spell check doesn’t have that one!
&I could handle you and Summer. Can we celebrate with alcohol and weed? I think that’s appropriate.
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - You could handle us? Are you inviting us for a threesome?
@GodlessLiberal - That could be arranged.
you know, I’ve wanted to post that Hulk Hogan one for years but I’ve been afraid of causing drama…thank you!
The Pokemon illustration was my favorite.
The Don Quixote one was great. I laughed my ass off over that one. I actually read that book a long time ago. In English, but still. It is a very good book. I enjoyed it immensely.
Wow this is the first time I’ve ever seen anything in the world reference the Tripod Trilogy. Those books were the shit!
That Hulk Hogan series might be the fucking funniest thing ever, probably funnier than this, which previously held the title “funniest thing/most terrible thing in the world” for me.
Hahaha.
DD
You forgot to put clitorus and orgasm in your title. And there is nothing funny about 3000 innocent people getting slaughtered.
If you can laugh at that, the Godless have won.
finally!! a person that has some sense.. ill never get involved in some of the pettiness.
LOL, loved the bear one. We have bears here, and I never knew that’s why that works in response to seeing one.
You never found your pants?
@SnowshoeTrails - They got lost somewhere in downtown Minneapolis. This can only mean good things happened.
the punnett square thing? me and my ex talked about that haha (i hate science, he loves it, i just really like the idea of kids with pretty eyes when mine are just brown =P)