August 29, 2011
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God And Jesus Did Really Well At The VMAs
They were the two most thanked deities at last night’s MTV music honors, making me wonder if the Holy Spirit is working on getting itself a new agent.
Dame Britney Spears thanked God for her Pop video honor, as I pictured Him sitting up there going, “Note to self: Make sure aging pop floozy bags a moon man. Then back to creating earthquakes and storms.”
Most devout of all was too-skinny Justin Bieber dedicating his trophy “not only to God, but to Jesus because I wouldn’t have been here without him. He put me in this position.”
No, Biebs, that was Usher – and let’s not even talk about what position that is, ba dum pum!
Anyway, when Cloris Leachman delightfully admitted that she’s DTF, it took the icky sanctimonious taste out of the air and restored the kind of down-to-the-gut crassness that has always made rock and roll a heavenly experience.
Inspiringly, it was the oldest one there (yes, she’s several months older than Tony Bennett) who re-introduced some realness to the occasion.
Comments (19)
This god character watches MTV? So that’s why Jersey was ass-blasted over the weekend….
so glad i don’t watch them
(Brain, bleeding…) help..me….
i’m glad i chose a serious music education instead of an MA in Vs.
so Bieber is saying Jesus has bad taste in music too?
I enjoyed watching it, although i’m annoyed nicki minaj and lady gaga only got one award and that damn katy perry won two. Her acceptance speech was awful, she was even bitter towards nicki. Bahh!
The Bieber comment had me laughing out loud (not only God, but Jesus too…go divine trinity!)
I felt a bit awkward with Russell Brand’s talk on Amy as well…felt almost like a comic bit
@TheSutraDude - Nah… Beiber was just saying Jesus has tremendous intelligence when it comes to marketing to preteen girls.
But more importantly…was it just me, or did Biebs look like an 80s German art-pop lesbian? And why did I dig that?
Cloris Leachman is with the Department of Treasury and Finance? I didn’t even know she was Australian.
“Note to self: Make sure aging pop floozy bags a moon man. Then back to creating earthquakes and storms.”
hahahaha
“Yo god,
I know just got donecreating the world and all,
and Imma let you finish
But I just wanted to say that Sega had the best genesis of all time. ALL TIME.”
@remiblanc2011 - I know! I think his speech about Amy was super weird…it was almost like the words he was saying had no meaning to him.
@your_paper_heart - Agreed! So much hand motioning and eye wideness to make me feel like he was sad about it
Kind of like when Tyson gave praise to Allah when he won, Allah forgot about him when Lewis and Holyfield smoked his head in.
@remiblanc2011 - Russell has a really weird delivery like that. He does that in stand up too. It’s odd.
Hahaha, LOL. How funny. I have a English friend has the same humor as you. LOL
If you know each other, you must be good friends. So funny.
@Babylons_Crowing - LOL! That was pretty awesome.
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