September 1, 2011
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Come See Me Perform! (+ State Fair Pics)
To anyone who’s in the Twin Cities area, I’ll be performing my first full-length comedy set on Friday, the 2nd of September. It’s at Golden’s Deli in St. Paul (so you can bet that there’ll be plenty of Jew jokes). If you can make it, please do. If you can’t, find someone who can, and make them RSVP on the Facebook event page. And if you can’t do either of these things, fret not, as the plans are to film the entire shebang. And, if I stay sober enough to not break YouTube’s policies on nudity, I’ll upload it and post it here on Xanga.
So yeah, c’mon out and catch some free comedy. I’m funny, from what I hear the guys I’m performing with are funny as well. Be there or I’ll chase you down and put bubblegum in your hair.
P.S. Rather than just repost this, I’m reposting this with pictures from earlier tonight added on from me at the Minnesota State Fair:
Me, getting really excited to go to the State Fair (rum helped with that).
I make a sexy Cheese on a Stick vendor lady.
Me, posing with a T-shirt (for women) at the Christian radio station booth. I’m covering up the men’s “I’m with Eve” shirt.
Me with my new friend at the butterfly house. Did you know they are neither butter, nor flies?

Comments (34)
I do wish St. Paul was closer. Sorry, but I can’t make this one. Maybe if you keep up the standup thing once I’m out in Iowa I can come watch you! =]
i wish i could. i’m sure you’re awesome. just watched a vid on youtube of Stewart Francis. one-liners and puns. “I quit my job at a helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.” “When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked if i wanted a long penis or a long memory. I forget my response.”
I would love to fucking go! So jealous of all the St. Paul Jews who get to watch u perform! I’ll make ya give me a show when I’m there later in the month =]
oh man the St. Paul Jews…tough crowd, almost as tough as the St. Paul Russians
I’ll tell my cousins… I don’t know how they are about comedy but I’m sure they love to laugh. Maybe if I’m out there July 2012 for my cousin’s wedding, if you’re still doing shows… I’ll try and catch one.
On the other side of the Atlantic here but I’ll be there in spirit
youtube have a poilicy about what?
well i’ll be in NJ. dang. please abide by youtube’s laws!
I’m headed to Duluth that afternoon, otherwise I would totally be there!
You should change the location to B52′s in Inver Grove Heights
Because hubby and I will be running a raffle for a non-profit there at the same time as your show.
Dang nabbit.
Best wishes. There are few things more difficult than stand-up comedy.
I love your comedy, Krisko! You’re one of my favorite Xangans!
If you ever perform in NYC I’ll be there! Good luck
They’re not butter or flies? How can that be!?
Yup, THAT’S MY MAN!!! *catcalls*
@musterion99 - my kiddo taught him that =]
@nerdyveggiegirl -
what new food items did they deep fry and shove sticks into this year?
awe, Im in Boston.
they’re not butter!?
dooooooooooood, Jew Jokes, you say!? fuck man! I’d so do.. illicit things.. regretable.. nasty.. shameful deeds to go see it
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Can’t wait to see the video up! (i did stand up before. you have thick skin, you’ll be good
I’m in Texas…a little far for a Tanquery and Tonic but if I were there I would buy you some rum.
” Go for it, I know they will love it.”
I’m up to my ass in the chaos, but if it ever lets up, I’d definitely fly out to see you!
Good luck and have fun!
Popped on too late for a ‘rec, but I should say that the entry brightened me up a bit.
I hope your routine went well!
@Celestial_Teapot - It went extremely well, and I should have it posted on here within a week (it all depends on when I get my copy of the video). Thanks man!
@GodlessLiberal - Coolio. =)
Dang.
As with most fun things, I missed it
@LoBornlytesThoughtPolice - (O.o) (o.O)
Never thought I’d see that comment!
Just goes to show I’m not that good at following things online I guess.
@McScarry - Note the spelling. Thought POLICE, not Palace.
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