Thursday, 22 September 2011
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You Can't Disagree With Me!
You know what I can't stand? When people disagree with me. Because obviously there's no way I'm wrong, ever. Everyone who disagrees with me is not just wrong, but they're also petty and jealous. Jealous of how much smarter and happier and more successful and better looking I am than them. Oh, you claim you're not jealous? That just makes you even more jealous. And probably riddled with herpes.
You ever had a large number of people disagree with you on something? Yeah, that can't possibly mean that each and every one of those people has a legitimate opinion of their own. What it really means is that they're part of some sadistic, racist, godless butt-buddy cabal that are all ganging up on you. They probably hold meetings in their basement and talk about ways to verbally berate you in between their Klan rallies and special-ed classes.
But the people who are the worst are the people who write posts about other people behind their back (I mean, even though this is an open-forum social network, and often people are usertagged when being discussed... so even though it's right in front of your face, it's behind your back... maybe your head's on backwards?). These people who are willing to voice their strongly-held opinions and fuck what everyone else thinks... they're just cowards. Oh, and a post like this doesn't count because I didn't mention anyone's names. So I'm completely innocent in all of this. In fact, I'm the victim here! I mean sure, I may have initiated things by misrepresenting people's opinions, ignoring their responses to me, maligning their beliefs and throwing online tantrums when someone points out that I'm wrong... but how DARE anyone call me out on that kind of thing?
LATER...
Oh, you're still disagreeing with me, even though I pointed out that we both tend to have the same political convictions? That makes you a MEANIE! I demand that you leave me alone, then I insult you, then when you respond calmly and rationally to my insult WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING ME ALONE!? Stop talking to me in an open forum after I insult you then demand you fuck off. I mean, how rude can you possibly be? Oh, and I know I've been subscribed to you for like a year, and I comment on all of your shit, but I never really liked you. In fact, you're super boring. I was only polite to you like twice. In fact, you're barely of average intelligence. And you're not funny. Or smart. And your writing is awful. And you're a POOPIE HEAD! You're a horrible person for making judgments on people (but please forget that I constantly call people racist, sexist, or even pedophiles because I don't like them or the people they agree with). Did I mention you're not smart? Or funny? 'Cause if I didn't, you should know you're not smart or funny. You not-smart, not-funny person with an ugly face.
[NOTE: If you care to know what this post is about, check this post and, more importantly, the comment section.]
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I HATE vagina centipedes.
I take it this is for trunthecrybaby?
it's enough to make one pine for the good old days when the world was flat, the Earth was the center of the Universe, every pop song you hear today would be declared heretical because they contain sevenths and major thirds, and dinosaurs walked among us just the way they are portrayed in the historically factual documentary "The Flintstones".
You should put more run-on sentences in this post to make the targeted audience clearer.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CLENCHING MY RECTUM??? STOP BULLYING BUTT CLENCHERS! IF YOU HAD GOOD MUSCLES IN YOUR BUTT I BET YOU COULD CLENCH JUST AS GOOD AS ME AND MY BUTT CLENCHING FRIENDS! YOU'RE THE REASON XANGA IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS -- BUTT-CLENCH HATER!
*cries and calls mom*
BRILLIANT!!
Did you notice that within the same paragraph she calls us ugly, AND criticizes that we (ok, I) resort to personal attacks? OH, THE IRONY AND DUMBFUCKERY!!!
Allow me to quote Utrow1:
"I have never seen anybody self-destruct their own arguments
and credibility with such terrifying conviction quite like Trun does."
This broad is utterly beyond words. She lives in an alternate universe where everything is upside down. Hot is cold, down is up, and don't you dare say otherwise because you're a dumbass loser, and you're pathetic because you resorted to personal attacks. LOLLLL!!
I thought you wrote a post about Diva, LOL. She got pretty messed up on trun's page too. Le sigh. Too bad she can't see farther than her own asshole.
Rob of the Sky
Funny how Loborn and Trun both play the victim card while simultaneously being bullies to people.
I think I just laughed myself into a new box of depends.
Why can't we all just get along?
I see what you did here... lol I think... XP
I hear those vagina centipedes are hell to get rid of.
I'm enjoying all of the readers who completely misread the direction of this post.
@haloed - It's about both of them, Paige paragraphs 1 & 3, Diva paragraphs 2 & 4.
Yeah, what's with the insults re: looks and intelligence ?
when people are intelligent, they don't need to assert it.
When people are secure in themselves they don't need to flaunt it.
I DISAGREE WITH YOU GOOD SIR.
If I had a gun with one bullet and MadCap_Diva was on the left and Trunthepaige was on the right, I'd blow my own head off.
Seriously, these two must be in some private competition to see who can out dumb the other. But at least MadCapDiva throws a bit of crazy bitch into the mix.I have a whole new respect for you, your mind and your comedic talents after this post.
@haloed - LMFAO I totally just did. Nice and loud.
The best stance is to not resort to personal attacks after the other person done so. Easier said than done though.
Wait a minute, can I really get centipedes in my vagina???
I don't have any centipedes in my vagina. I even checked.... Rob of the Sky.
I stumbled into the post to which you refer.... That has got to be the best "roast" I have ever read. Too bad the "roast" was self-expressed by the "roastee". That didn't leave much work for you to do. Great post!