Dear God! It's bad enough they want to destroy the sanctity of marriage, but if they're going to be having jobs, grocery shopping, watching tv and movies, doing laundry and ordering takeout, we can only expect 100% unemployment, skyrocketing food prices, media completely consumed by gay porn, perpetual static cling, and food poisoning of epic proportions! Because as we all know, when gay people do something, it ruins that thing in the worst possible way, forever. The end be nigh! NIGH, I SAY! NIIIIIIGH!
Thanks O GL. Sorry not to be a better correspondent (blogger? Commentator? Wtfs the word in internet context) with an obviously clued-in guy like yourself, but the fact is I have time for nobody. I have to schedule to scratch my balls, and sometimes I have to cancel that.