June 5, 2013

  • Dear Christians: Before You Judge Me

    Just because I’m an atheist, don’t tie me to atheists that you hate. Bill Maher is an anti-vaccine asshole, Penn Jillette is an Ayn Rand fuckhead, and Richard Dawkins is an arrogant prick. This doesn’t make me anti-vaccine, pro-Ayn Rand, or arrogant. (I am an asshole, a fuckhead, and a prick; but this has nothing to do with my atheism, and is merely coincidental.)


    Bill Maher at rest.


    In the same way you should not tie me to them (or any assholes from the past I’ve left out, like Stalin & co), I will not judge you by the Christians that you don’t agree with. Such as: Professed Christian and Oklahoma City bomber, Timothy McVeigh; any Catholic priest who has fondled boysu to ; or Joseph Kony, leader of the Christian Liberation Army, a group that marches through Central Africa raping, disfiguring and murdering.

    Can we agree that if you wont’ compare me to atheism’s douchebags, I won’t compare you to Christianity’s (comparatively much worse) douchebags? Do we have an accord, my Christian friends?

    [Note: This isn't an argument about whether or not these people are True Christians. I've written about that in the past.]

    Can we agree that if you won’t compare me to atheism’s douchebags, I won’t compare you to Christianity’s (comparatively much worse) douchebags? Do we have an accord, my Christian friends?

    [Note: This isn't an argument about whether or not these people are True Christians. I've written about that in the past.]

Comments (42)

  • Notice you compared yourself to less extreme examples than you did the Christians.

    A better example would not be tying us to the views of Rush Limbaugh or Ann whatshername.

  • @TheTheologiansCafe - True. Part of the reason for that is that quite a few Christians DO agree with them. Another reason is to use hyperbole to make it perfectly clear that nobody would want to be associated with ALL Christians, so maybe associating me with ALL atheists isn’t fair either.

  • I won’t judge you but only if you will pay the $4 a month for Xanga 2.0.

  • Yay! Yes, I don’t have a box to fit it…maybe agnostic…so don’t judge me either and we’ve got a deal. And your stache mug: wow. just…wow. I want one.

  • I think it is important to tell the difference between actions that are motivated by one’s faith and one’s that are motivated by evil.

    The basic belief of Christianity is, “Love thy neighbor.”  In other words, Christianity defines itself.  It is not defined by people who merely call themselves Christians.

    So any self-professing Christian who commits murder and mayhem is a liar when referring to himself as a Christian.

    All the atheists you named, however, believed what they believe precisely because they are atheists.  Since atheism is a postmodern faith it can mean anything the adherent wishes it to mean.

    You proclaim yourself to be a “nice guy atheist,” unlike all those, “not so nice guy atheists.”  

    Therefore it is so.

  • Hey! What about us Pagans?!?

  • Don’t judge me because there are people who make bad puns. Hold on. A thought just knocked on my brain’s door.

    (Puns are supposed to be bad so what are you saying you big dope?)

    Let me start over. Don’t judge me because there are people who tell good puns. 

    (Now you’re talking.)

    Anyway, just ignore my inner dialog. I agree with what you’re saying. 

  • Atheism existed far back before the time of Christ. 

  • I have known atheist assholes, and I have known Christian assholes. I’ve also really nice atheists and really nice Christians.

    But being a misanthrope, I hate everyone equally.

  • Bill Maher is an anti-vaxxer?  I had no idea.  

  • @TheTheologiansCafe - When you join in the slander of people because they have become (in the eyes of some) legitimate targets of disrespect, you devalue your opinions by putting them in the  pot with those of the under-informed.   Making it sound as though your common enemies bond you to those with whom you do (and ought to) disagree with is a cheap maneuver.  I would have thought better of you than that.

  • You have my word… but I don’t judge Maher, Jillette, or Dawkins either…

  • We were once friendly so obviously I never held the creeps against you. I still don’t

  • But I like jillette. Me thinks that has a lot to do with our arguments. We do not think alike on much of anything

  • I happen to be a big fan of Dawkins, Maher, and Jillette. *shrug* I don’t think they’re bad at all. But hey, whatever. 

  • Dear “Christians” (is that an oxymoron?) Let me show you some examples of judgement:

    1. When Christ has a second coming it is not about anything sexual…That is a real bad pun.2. Wars will end if there is no religion????3. John Lenon threw a lot of different ideas out there but who really knows the real John lennon?4. I don’t think Karma and Christ can really agree truly with each other.5. Your blog mythbusting God: raise of hands of those Christians offended by that blog?

  • @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - I find some of the things they do to be worthwhile. I like Dawkins’ biology, Jillette’s showbiz, and Maher’s jokes about politicians. I happen to dislike a fair amount of the way they address religion, though, and disagree strongly with some of their other beliefs. The point is to not say “A is an atheist, and A also believes [insert Ayn Rand / anti-vaccine / animals are people / whatever here], and you’re an atheist, so you must believe [ ] as well!”

  • “Such as: Professed Christian and Oklahoma City bomber, Timothy McVeigh”

    Nah, this has been debunked.  McVeigh was an atheist when he bombed Murrah.  But you can find others…

    You can also find much worse atheists…Stalin, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot

    The best Christian example (Jesus Christ) is far better than the best atheist.  He’s the one all the rest of you will be judged by.

  • Agreed. And HI! How are you, Krisko? I’ve almost missed you. 

  • I know this sounds like I’ve already undermined my previous promise to you, but are there specific claims that Dawkins makes about religion that you do not make? 

  • The extremists are easy to spot. Those who are seemingly ration are harder to spot, and often, I think, more dangerous in the long run.

    Me? I’m a little like every other asshole, but mainly I’m just me.

  • Have you read Fatheist?  I highly recommend it.

  • @nyclegodesi24 - Dawkins claims (or maybe it’s past tense by now) that the world should technically be separated into two groups of people: atheists and fundamentalists. Either you believe all of a holy book or you believe none of it. I don’t think this is the case. I think that the non-fundamentalist religious people truly believe their viewpoints with just as much consistency as their fundamentalist brethren (take that however you’d like).

  • @soccerdadforlife - [Nah, this has been debunked.  McVeigh was an atheist when he bombed Murrah]
    Ahh, how I’ve missed your trolling. I remember a time when you actually brought something to these discussions. Alas, like a time when Transformers hadn’t been ruined by Michael Bay, it is long gone.

    I know in my heart that I am right in my struggle, Steve. I have
    come to peace with myself, my God and my cause. Blood will flow in the
    streets, Steve. Good vs. Evil. Free Men vs. Socialist Wannabe Slaves.
    Pray it is not your blood, my friend.”
    This is from McVeigh’s goodbye letter to his friend before he commit the bombing. Doesn’t sound terribly secular to me. But I’ve missed this, would you like to play again?

  • @ImNotUglyIJustNeedLove -

    You said,

    “All
    the atheists you named, however, believed what they believe precisely
    because they are atheists.”

    You may have missed the point about what the author was saying regarding the personalities and opinions of these particular atheists.

    If Bill Maher is anti-vaccines, he is not anti-vaccines “precisely because he is an atheist.”  This is what your comment suggests in the context of the article.   Can Christians be anti-vaccine?  If they say they can be anti-vaccines, it will be so.  

    If Penn Jillete is a follower of Ayn Rand’s teachings, he is not a follower of her teachings “precisely because he is an atheist.”  Can Christians follow Ayn Rand’s teachings?  If they say they can follow Ayn Rand’s teachings, it will be so.  They can cherry-pick her teachings to throw out non-Christian tenets just as well as Christians in general can cherry-pick the Old Testament to do the same (selling daughters into slavery, executing people for working on the sabbath, etc; actually Jesus himself cherry-picked the latter – see “postmodern faith” below).

    If Richard Dawkins is an arrogant prick, he is not an arrogant prick “precisely because he is an atheist.”   Do you know any Christians who are arrogant pricks?  They can be arrogant pricks if they say they can, and it will be so.  Why not?  They could justify their arrogance just as well as you could justify calling them liars.  Who would be correct?  You, because you say you are?

    You also said,

    “Since atheism is a postmodern faith it can
    mean anything the adherent wishes it to mean.”

    Since your premise is unprovable, your conclusion can mean anything you wish it to mean. 

    Is atheism really a “faith”?  Unprovable.

    Is athiesm really postmodern? Unprovable.

    Can a postmodern faith mean anything the adherent wishes it to mean?  Unprovable.

    Another way to look at arbitrary designations like “postmodern” just because you happen to be alive when you decide you’re “modern”: when Christianity first appeared in the first few decades AD, was it a postmodern faith?   It was for the people living then.  In those days, could Christianity mean anything the adherents wished it to mean?  Can it mean anything the adherents wish it to mean in the present day? 

    A better question might be: if Christianity was postmodern when it first appeared, exactly when did Christianity stop being postmodern?  Was it a gradual change?  If it was sudden or gradual, was the ability of adherents to make Christianity mean anything they wanted it to mean also reduced correspondingly – either suddenly or gradually?

  • @AlanMintaka - How do you know if Maher is or is not anti-vaccine because of his atheism?  You don’t.  So you have no argument against my claim that his thinking is influenced by this atheism.

    My claim merely follows the thought flow of the blog.

    If Krisko can blame Christianity for all the bad things that supposed Christians do then why is it not logical to conclude that all the bad things atheists do is caused by their atheism?

  • @GodlessLiberal - ”In the 2001 book American Terrorist, McVeigh stated that he did not believe in Hell and that science is his religion.  In June 2001, a day before the execution, McVeigh wrote a letter to the Buffalo News identifying as agnostic.”  link   His quote sounds extremely secular to me.  His god was Science, however he conceived it.

    Nice trolling post, tho.  You are wrong, as usual.

    I should mention that you cherry-picked your examples of bad atheists.  Is that also how you do your research?  Cherry pick your data?  That’s the most common type of research fraud nowadays.

  • @ImNotUglyIJustNeedLove - You said,

    “How do you know if Maher is or is not anti-vaccine because of his atheism?  You don’t.”

    This is known as an “Argument from Ignorance.”  Or, to state it general terms, “no one can prove the premise is true, but no one can prove the premise is false.  Therefore the premise is true.”  In other words, your claim about his atheism is just as vaccuous as mine – provided that you had interpreted my claim correctly.  You didn’t.  Read on.

    You were wrong about what I claimed.  Note that in your response you said, “So you have no argument against my claim that his thinking is influenced by this atheism.

    That’s not what you said in your original post.  Re-read that post carefully.  You said that Maher believes the things he does “precisely because he is an atheist.”   You didn’t say his thinking about vaccines was “influenced” by his atheism.   That’s the difference.  

    This type of logical fallacy is known as “Fallacy of the Single Cause”; i.e, that there is only one cause for an outcome when in reality there may be many.  This is especially true when both atheists and Christians can be anti-vaccine by sharing equivalent beliefs on that particular subject.  Atheists are no more or less likely to be anti-vaccine than atheists.  There is no precise reason for anti-vaccine beliefs.

    I did not establish the “Single Cause” context.  You did, when you used the phrase “precisely because he is an atheist.”

    Now re-read my post carefully with your “Single Cause” stipulation in mind.  Note that I never said Maher’s beliefs about vaccines were NOT influenced by atheism.  I said that those beliefs were not “precisely because he is an atheist.”    In other words, he could have been influenced by other beliefs in addition to atheism – just as Christians who are anti-vaccine are influenced by beliefs in addition to Christianity. 

    Besides, declaring something like “So you have no argument against my claim that his
    thinking is influenced by this atheism” doesn’t make it so.  As you can see here, you misrepresented what I was saying.  In fact, you precisely misrepresented it. 

    Then you said, “my claim merely follows the thought flow of the blog” (note emphasis).   This is a form of ad hominem reasoning.  The insult in this case is implied – that your opponent was incapable of understanding something that you were merely claiming.  The adverb “simply” could also be used to imply the insult.   Either way, it’s a fallacious argument on that basis.  You weren’t merely following the thought flow of the blog.

    Finally you said,

    “If Krisko can blame Christianity for all the bad things that supposed Christians do then why is it not logical to conclude that all the bad things atheists do is caused by their atheism?”

    This is known as an Association Fallacy.  “If  A causes ‘all the bad things that believers in A do’, then it is true that B causes ‘all bad things that believers in B do’.”   In other words, a common property between two arguments (‘all the bad things that believers in (A or B) do”)  means that if one argument’s conclusion is true, the other argument’s conclusion must also be true.

    No dice.  Whether or not Krisko’s argument is true has nothing to do with whether or not yours is. 

    Besides, re-read my original post.  I never said I agreed with Krisko’s conclusion.   Do you know that means about your final argument in this context?

  • @AlanMintaka - Your problem is with Krisko.  I only assumed his mode of thought.  Also, when a sophist starts playing word games it means he has no argument.

    This is a Xanga post, not a doctoral thesis.  

    My meaning is clear as a bell.

  • @ImNotUglyIJustNeedLove - *waves* HI CURTIS! I liked you better as Denise Paglia.

  • @AlanMintaka - You’re feeding the trolls. Then again, by engaging SDFL I may be as well. He wasn’t always a troll, however. I assume he was bitten by a troll or however it is that one becomes a troll. Curtis, however, has always been, and will always be, a troll.

  • @GodlessLiberal - If you check out Alan’s account you’ll find out that he’s the troll.

    In fact, he’s probably one of your good friends.

  • @soccerdadforlife - I quoted McVeigh from directly before he committed the attacks. He converted to agnosticism in prison, but still took his Catholic last rites the day of his execution. And I provided the exact quote and the details surrounding it to directly address your comment… I think that may be the textbook definition of not being an internet comment troll. Of course, none of this actually matters if we wanted to address what the post is actually about, which would be not associating the faith of one person with every member of his or her faith (or lack thereof).

    And I picked “my” atheists by the people in modern life that I’ve been held in association with. If I wanted to cherry pick atheists, I’d go more for the Bill Gates philanthropy vibe.

  • @ImNotUglyIJustNeedLove - 

    You said, “Your problem is with Krisko.  I only assumed his mode of thought.”

    Why bother?  If his arguments are invalid for the reasons I describe, why express more invalid arguments using the same “mode of thought”?  What’s the point?

    You also said, “also, when a sophist starts playing word games it means he has no
    argument.”

    The premise and conclusion are both false.

    You then said, “This is a Xanga post, not a doctoral thesis.”

    If the arguments are logically fallacious, whether or not a Xanga post is a doctoral thesis is irrelevant.

    You finally said, “my meaning is clear as a bell.”

    There’s no question about the clarity of your meaning.  However, it’s still fallacious logic.

  • @AlanMintaka - You’re a troll and a waste of time.  Why do you even bother?

  • @ImNotUglyIJustNeedLove -

    You said, “If you check out Alan’s account you’ll find out that he’s the troll.”

    This is an “Ad Hominem” attack.  Note that I did not insult you personally, or even imply that you were incapable of understanding my arguments by saying things like “my claim

    merely

    follows the thought flow of the blog.”

    Do you believe that I am a troll because I post opinions contrary to yours?  If you check my account, you will see that this is what I have done.  BTW, Note that I also did not check your account in order to pass personal judgements about you.

    You said,

    “In fact, he’s probably one of your good friends.”

    I don’t know Krisko personally, or even what his real name is.  Our only contacts have been via my posts on this blog. 

    In this case your conclusion is wrong because it has no basis “in fact”.

  • @ImNotUglyIJustNeedLove -

    You said, “You’re a troll and a waste of time.  Why do you even bother?”

    Another “Ad Hominem” attack, which I still have not done to you.  Note also that you keep spending time responding to “a waste of time.”

    What I know about “trolls” is that they use inflammatory, insulting comments.  I have not done this.  Have you?

  • @GodlessLiberal - Sorry to use your forum this way.  It’s very difficult for me to ignore logical errors – especially in the context of such a volatile controversy.

    As an Agnostic, I am no less prey to the Association Fallacy – with the added error of misrepresentation.  Often, the reasoning is as follows:

    “If you are an Agnostic, you are an Atheist.”

    The labels applied to Atheists on the basis of the behaviors of Richard Dawkins, et al, are then applied to me as well.

    Thankfully, no one in this thread has done this to me.  I’ve only been called a troll.

  • @Yorokobi1010 – Church of Milhouse Van Houten. “EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE!”

  • @GodlessLiberal - ”I quoted McVeigh from directly before he committed the attacks.”  And you prove your ongoing illiteracy.  Your quote proved nothing.  My replies showed that. You’re a legend in your own mind.

    “I think that may be the textbook definition of not being an internet comment troll.”  Actually, since I’ve debunked your claims before, your actions of continuing to post lies just shows that you’re a committed troll.

    “Of course, none of this actually matters if we wanted to address what the post is actually about, which would be not associating the faith of one person with every member of his or her faith (or lack thereof).”  Actually, you don’t even know what your post is about.  It’s about associating the actions of people of a faith with everyone else in the faith.

    “And I picked “my” atheists by the people in modern life that I’ve been held in association with.”  So you cherry picked your atheists by those who you’ve associated with, but didn’t cherry pick the Christians by those you’ve associated with?  Still cherry-picking.  lol

    You’ve been pwned.

  • As much as I hate to agree with the Troll, it does have a point in that Christianity was defined by Yeshua. (The irony is that, that definition causes partisan Republicans and Democrats to exclude themselves from being Christians. )

    That said: I’ve known a wide variety of Atheists (Assuming that you simply define Atheism as someone who believes there are no gods out there.) from the honest and respectful ones like you and Jack, to trolls (Who may or may not believe in a god or gods) like Mark and Joel, to rude and stupid ones like Serena Dante, Craig, Nate, and so on and so forth.

    I don’t think it helps anyone to try and lump such a large group with so much variety into a quick and easy category. That’s how prejudices form.

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